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To: The makers of The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age (to wit, EA Games)

From: Me

Re: Your games

Why did you make these games? The GameCube version is a combination of one of my two favorite games (Golden Sun), The Lord of the Rings, and 3D graphics. The Game Boy Advance version is a combination of my other favorite game (Fire Emblem) and The Lord of the Rings.

You made it impossible for me to not buy these. Furthermore, after having purchased and sampling said games, I find out that they are good. I do not want to stop playing, but I have these things called "classes" that I need to attend, "homework" that requires completion, and a book I'm working on writing. All the while, your discs and cartridge are sitting here on my desk, taunting me, grabbing my attention.

This is not fair. I do not like being taunted. I do not like playing your games knowing that reality is out there. I demand that you make it go away, and that you make it so that I can enjoy your **** good games in peace. Thank you.


(All right, steve_mollmann did a much better job with his letter to Wardilmore. I tried, though.)

To God, from Dubya

Courtesy of (I'm told) fledermauskid, me_weird, and the source of thegreyladyfeed, I present ( a letter to God )

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